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Arnold, that’s brilliant!
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lt is?
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Yeah, Ms. Frizzle said to bring in something to
help answer the question,
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What happens to the food we eat?
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Oh, right. What did l bring?
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Your own mouth, chewing! lt’s the first step
in–
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in digestion, yeah, yeah, we know,
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Dorothy Ann. But my buddy Arnold here’s not
chewing food,–
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he’s chewing GUM!
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Gum?
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Yep, been chewing for two hours and twenty
four minutes.
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Only six hours and forty-six minutes to go–
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before he breaks the school gum-chewing
record.
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But Wanda, what’s chewing GUM got to do
with digestion?
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Nothing, but the first one to break the
gum-chewing record
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wins two free tickets to Action Mountain…
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the wildest, scariest, best
scream-your-lungs-out ride in the world!
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The ride of my dreams!
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Let’s get the facts–ARNOLD wants to go on
the fastest,
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the scariest, the best scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world?
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You feel all right, Arnold?
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Actually, my ticket’s up for grabs. l’m just
helping Wanda out.
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l would have done the chewing myself, but l
got a new filling. See. Ahhhhhh.
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Oh, good morning, class! One digestion
system coming up….
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Now, that’s more like it.
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Was that in the lesson plan?
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As l always say, no guts no digestion.
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Well, as l always say,
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no chewing, no free tickets. Come on, Arnold,
chew. Chew, Arnold!
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Wanda, l think, l uh… uh…swallowed it
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Very funny, Arnold. You’re kidding, right?
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Say ah!
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Ahh…
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Arnold, how could you?
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Wanda, l–
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We were going to ride Action Mountain
together!
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You didn’t do it on PURPOSE did you?
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NO! lt was an accident, REALLY! l’m sorry,
Wanda!
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l told you breaking records made me nervous!
l told you l’ve never won anything in my life!
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Never say never, Arnold.
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l told you, you should have picked someone
else!
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Oh, hey Arnold, it’s okay. l mean, it’s only a
ride.
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And that’s the end of that.
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Actually, Wanda, it’s only the beginning.
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Of what?
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Our next field trip!
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FlELD TRlP!
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Field trip!?
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Ms. Frizzle, l’d really love to go on a field trip
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but…but l’ve got this weird feeling,
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l mean, l already ruined Wanda’s day
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what if l ruin everybody else’s?
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Well, Arnold, l do need a volunteer to stay
behind.
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Stay behind…?
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C’mon! Let’s go!
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Me! Me! Pick me!
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Well, thank you, Arnold.
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ALL RlGHT! Wait a minute. This is too good
to be true. What’s the catch?
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Meet your substitute teacher.
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Liz? Could be worse.
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See you very soon, Arnold!
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One field trip for them…one bag of
CHEEZlE-WEEZlES for me!
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Our timing should be just about right.
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l don’t get it. l thought we were supposed to
answer the question
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about what happens to the food we eat?
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Yeah, where are we going?
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Not far, class, not far at all. Here we go!
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Where are we?!
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Check out the pink pavement!
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The walls are DRlPPlNG!
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You know what, Ms. Frizzle,
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at my old school– we’d turn back in this kind
of weather.
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What are those humongo white things?
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lf you ask me they’re humongo
BUS-CRUSHERS!
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Actually Ralphie, they’re more like humongo
FOOD-CRUSHERS.
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Wait a minute, if that’s FOOD–
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We’re either on the weirdest cutting board in
the world–
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Or in somebody’s MOUTH!
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Bingo! But not just ANYBODY’S mouth.
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Look familiar?
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ARNOLD?
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Boy, it’s kind of…empty in here. l wonder
where they went?
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Well, wherever they are, they don’t have me to
slow ’em down anymore.
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nothing like Cheezie Wheezies with a green
olive chaser.
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So the FlRST thing that happens to the food
when it gets digested…
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is the teeth cut and grind it into smaller
pieces!
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At my old school, we were never allowed to be
DlGESTED!
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Never say never, Phoebe.
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But according to my research, after chewing
comes SWALLOWlNG!
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l call it Action Arnold!
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The wildest, scariest, best
scream-your-lungs-out ride in the world!
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Class, welcome to the esophagus.
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The asparagus?
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No, Carlos, the esophagus. lt’s where your
food goes after you swallow.
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Ahhhhh…
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Ms. Frizzle, what are you doing?
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Time to let Arnold’s digestive system do the
driving.
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Cool! lt’s like we’re driving through a tunnel
but the tunnel’s driving us.
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Hey, Arnold, how about a push!
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l wonder if this is what it feels like to get
squeezed out of a tube of toothpaste.
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Yeah, but l the get the feeling we’re not gonna
end up on Arnold’s toothbrush.
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Right you are, Tim. The esophagus connects
the mouth to the..Anyone?
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Aw, l don’t know how much more of this l can
STOMACH!
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Excellent, Ralphie.
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The STOMACH is the next step in
digestion,–and it’s a real dooseEEEEEE!!
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ln just a few moments we’ll be landing in
Arnold’s stomach.
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Thank you for flying Digestion Airways.
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Now that’s what l call a BELLY FLOP!
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Olive eating, now THAT’S a school record l
could go for.
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Thanks!
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Wanda would be so impressed.
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Oh, Arnold!!!!
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Hey, … why not!?
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”The All School Record Book… Olive eating:
978.”
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Okay, it doesn’t have to be olives.
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Ohhhh… there have to be other records
waiting to be broken!
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Check out the pink cliffs of Arnold!
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Ralphie, that’s his stomach wall.
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Rock, dead ahead!
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l bet this is what the pilgrims felt like before
they CRASHED into Plymouth Rock!!??
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Forget the Pilgrims.
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The walls are MOVlNG! Hard a port, class!
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l know Arnold likes rocks, but do you really
think he’d swallow one.
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That’s no rock, that’s Arnold’s GUM!
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Phew! That was close! ls it just me, or do you
get the feeling
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there’s more out there than just food and
water.
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Whatever it is, it’s EATlNG the bus!
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Nothing to worry about, just a little stomach
acid.
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STOMACH AClD!!?
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Here at United Digestion we believe in
breaking things down!
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We start with the raw material of food! Put it
in the Mouth…
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and use the finest teeth in the world to tear,
grind,
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and crush it into pieces small enough to
swallow!
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Then the food gets pushed down the
Esophagus Line into Stomach Central.
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Where we add acids and other chemicals to
break the food down
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and dissolve it into a liquid.
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And that’s only HALF of what we do here at
United Digestion!
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Man, when it comes to digestion
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Arnold doesn’t mess around!
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You haven’t seen anything yet.
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You mean there’s more?
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All right, ARNOLD!
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lf this doesn’t impress her, nothing will.
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How many more to go, Liz?
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One more and l break the school record for
pens stuffed in a pocket protector!
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What’s THAT?
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Poor Arnold! Looks like he’s got a HOLE in
his stomach.
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Not a hole, Keesha, a valve.
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The doorway to his small intestine.
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Yeah, well it just swallowed the GUM!
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Hey, why hasn’t the gum been digested?
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A few things are too tough to be broken up and
dissolved.
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Like school buses, right?
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There’s only one way to find out. Here we go!!
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Where are we?
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lt looks like Scuba World.
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Welcome to the small intestine, the next step
in digestion!
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l don’t get it. The food’s been dissolved,
digested, whatever. What else is left to do?
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As l always say, Ralphie,– digested is not
DELlVERED.
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Anyone for a dip?
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Go swimming in Arnold’s digestive juice???!!!
NOT ME-NO WAY!
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How was l supposed to know she’d have
digestive juice scuba gear?
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lsn’t this the coolest?! There’s the gum! l’ll be
right back.
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Hey, look at this! The dissolved food
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is disappearing into these rubber cactus-type
things!
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They’re called villi.
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Cool! They’re soaking up the food like a
sponge.
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But where did it go?
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Here at United Digestion, what we digest, we
deliver!
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As the villi in the Small lntestine soak up the
nutrients in the food
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the nutrients are transferred into the
bloodstream..
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and the bloodstream delivers the nutrients to
all parts of the body.
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Because here at United Digestion we believe
in turning FOOD lNTO FUEL!
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l get it. The bloodstream is like a pizza
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delivery service only it delivers ENERG Y!
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Speaking of energy, where’s Wanda?
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WANDA!!
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Did l do it?
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Two minutes, and four seconds!
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How can l break the school napping record if
my stomach keeps waking me up?
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Where could she be?
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l don’t see her anywhere.
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Wanda! Where are you! Wanda?
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We’ve been through the entire small intestine
and no sign of her.
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There she is!
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She went into the large intestine.
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The large intestine? You mean there’s
MORE? What’s that!?
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Just Arnold’s leftovers.
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Watch out!
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Boy, what a ride!
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Talk about action.
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Ewww!! Aw…
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what’s that!
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Man, if the small intestine was Scuba World,
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the large intestine is SMELL WORLD!!
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At least it’s a lot drier in here.
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Yeah, but where’s Wanda? Wait a minute.
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This should work.
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Wanda, if you can hear this, give a shout!
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Let’s go!!!
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Alright!
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The further we go the drier it gets.
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lt looks like the walls are sucking up all the
water.
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That’s the large intestine for you. lt removes
the water from the leftovers.
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So we have to find Wanda before she gets
dried into a raisin.
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A raisin, cool!!
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Ralphie!!!
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Um. Not cool at all…terrible actually. Heh,
heh…
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WANDA DON’T!
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Gotcha!
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All right, Carlos! You saved her!
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Saved me? l was having a BLAST!
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Arnold’s digestive system is
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the wildest, scariest, scream-your-lungs-out
ride in the world!
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And it’s not over yet.
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We’ve done the mouth. We’ve done the
esophagus.
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The stomach. The small intestine. The large
intestine.
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What could be next? The EXTRA LARGE
intestine?
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No, we just have to join the rest of the waste
products and finish the trip.
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WHAT!
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Wait a minute! According to my research, the
waste products go…
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Nuh-uh.
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No way!
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At my old school, we were never allowed to
end up in the toilet.
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Anyone have a better idea?
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We could go back to the mouth and ride it
again.
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WANDA!!!
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She’s right, we could go back the way we
came.
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l’ve been keeping track and the digestive
system is just one long tube divided into parts.
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We started off in the mouth… got squeezed
down the esophagus…
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then in the stomach… got pushed into the
small intestine,
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and wound up here in the large intestine…
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And since we don’t wanna go out here, all we
have to do is go backwards.
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We could go back up the large intestine, back
through the small intestine, into the stomach,
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back up the esophagus, and burst
triumphantly out the mouth.
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lt won’t be easy.
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You’re right, Tim. Digestion pushes everything
down.
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We’ll have to fight our way back. We might
never make it.
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Never say never, Ms. Frizzle.
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How can l break the record for eating lunch, if l
can’t FlND my lunch??!!
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l wonder if there’s any rules about it having to
be MY lunch.
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A chocolate Mallow Blaster!
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FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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This is lNSANE!
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Consider the alternative.
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You know, biking is my favourite sport!
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NOW!
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So much for the easy part.
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The easy part?
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Yeah remember all the muscle power that
pushed us down the esophagus.
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And it’s almost noon. lf Arnold eats lunch
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there’s gonna be tons of food raining down on
us.
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lf l eat Ralphie’s lunch and break the lunch
eating record real fast–
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Wanda will think l’m the best thing since
Velcro shoe fasteners.
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But then Ralphie will be steamed at me for
eternity.
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What are we gonna do? What are we gonna
do?
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Wanda, what are we gonna do?
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l’ve got it!
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But if l don’t eat SOMETHlNG l’ll wither away
to nothing!
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l know! l could eat Ralphie’s lunch —
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and think up a good excuse on a full stomach!
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Arnold…
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What??…l’ve heard my stomach growl
before…but TALK??
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Arnold… Are you about to eat Ralphie’s
Mallow-Blaster?
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Ah, no…l mean yes Hey, wait a second! Who
lS this?
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This is your conscience, Arnold. You know you
shouldn’t eat Ralphie’s Mallow Blaster.
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Besides, you’re not even hungry.
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Not hungry! l could eat a–
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You just THlNK you’re hungry. What you
really are– is thirsty.
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l am?
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Trust me, you are.
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Now, there’s a nice bottle of seltzer in
Wanda’s lunch bag.
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That’s what you really want.
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Okay, l guess… Hey, how come it’s okay to
drink Wanda’s seltzer,–
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but it’s not okay to eat Ralphie’s Mallo-Blaster?
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Because Wanda’s a far kinder
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and more generous human being than Ralphie
when it comes to sharing.
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Then how come when she has a Malloblaster
she hogs it all to herself??
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Look, l’m your conscience, all right.
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Just do what l say and drink the seltzer! Now!
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Time me!
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WAY TO GO, ARNOLD!!!
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Now let’s rock the bus to create a big gas
bubble!
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lT’S WORKlNG! lT’S WORKlNG!
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Now what…?
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Did l break the seltzer-chugging record? l’ll
never break a record.
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l’ll never win anything. l’ll never even get to
EAT LUNCH.
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Did someone say, ”LUNCH?”
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Congratulations, Arnold.
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You just broke the record for being the best
field trip EVER!
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Wh-What?
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And giving me the ride of my dreams!
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You mean…l was the field trip?
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Yup!
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But … where exactly did you go?
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you went…inside….
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Ms. Frizzle, no matter what l’ll NEVER miss
another field trip!
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Never ever ever ever!!!
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Wonderful! Arnold.
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starting right after the next one.
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ls it the magic school bus?
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ls it the magic school bus?
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ls it the magic school bus?
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ls it the magic school bus?
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ls it the magic school bus?
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stay tune with us and be a smart kid
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”Magic School Bus” Just a minute please. …
Hold on….
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Be right with you.
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Magic School Bus…
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Boy, for a show on science there sure were a
bus load of mistakes.
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You think so?
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l mean, they just ZlPPED through the digestive
system.
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Nobody’s food goes through them that fast.
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You’re right, it takes more than ten hours to
digest,
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but when we pitched ”Digestion: The
Mini-Series” …
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well… the network didn’t bite.
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And where did all the light come from. Except
for in the mouth,
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digestion takes place in complete darkness.
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Believe me,
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it would have been A LOT cheaper to do the
”Magic School Bus” RADlO SHOW!
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And another thing. You only showed the small
intestine absorbing stuff.
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Um… So we left out something…
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Something important.
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The stomach doesn’t break down everything.
The small intestine breaks things down too.
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And all that stuff about the system not working
in reverse…
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sometimes it does, like when you throw up.
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Right again, …but normally it doesn’t work that
way.
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And talking about normal, you didn’t complete
the ride.
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Waste products that accumulate in the large
intestine…
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l know, l know. They are eliminated out
through the anus,
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the end of the digestive system. lt’s natural, it’s
normal,
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but did you really expect us to show that on
daytime TV?
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Well…maybe not. And another thing.
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Wanda using gum to go bungi jumping in the
large intestine. l mean, come on….
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Cute, huh?
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You could never use gum for bungi jumping,
not in a million years.
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l wish you guys would stick to the facts.
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What was that?
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Um, that? Oh, that was just the sound of Liz
stretching the truth.
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